ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum texts his mom “one sec” and his phone autocorrects it to “one sex” and they have to have an awkward conversation the next time he sees her.
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
internet profiles throughout the ages
me age 13: Konnichiwa Watashi Wa (thats My Name Is for all you n00bs) EmoPixieTenshiSama. I love anime and it is the only thing I care about. I hate my parents and I hate my school. I hate tanned sluts and the color pink. I love hot topic and eyeliner. I am married to Edward Elric. Britney Spears sucks, the only good music is MCR. yaoi is all that matters. I only eat pocky and ramen.
me age 15: Hello, I love anime but not the ~mainstream stuff that is on adult swim. I'm not a weeaboo. I hate otakus. Ugh, stop saying kawaii, you aren't Japanese. I am Lolita and it is NOT a cospay, ugh bad lace, ur doing it wrong noob!
me now: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ PONPONPON I AM MORE KAWAII THAN ALL YOU BITCHES (｡◕‿◕｡) KAWAII SUIGOI DESU ANGELIC PRETTY KYARY DOKIDOKI YES SUIGOI DESU (/・・)ノ.:*・°☆
roxysfloorbutt: LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
the-absolute-funniest-posts: expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn’t reflect on the screen when you’re trying to blog Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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I've decided to post shitloads of Vocaloid stuff
12.9 year old: mum can i have an xbox or some books
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
pixyled: rgnrd: deadlybearhug: you can literally photoshop a dick in every one of these pictures Woah, look, you were right. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS POST IS BRILLIANT
cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
me: okay how about now