I Donut Know.: pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put... →
pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mother: you need to stop playing the sims. me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
jakes-cerulean-ladies: sorry homestuck but tails gets trolled is my favorite webcomic
daltonfightclub: stackmodus: have you ever been so mad at someone’s existence that you feel yourself getting pissed when they do literally anything
best-of-funny: jesushi: jesushi: why am i not a banana im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet More posts like this HERE
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
daveandage: it feels like somebody.. WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING I TOLD YOU HE WAS ON TO US
dumbology: doomyz: ...
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
captaindorkwad: So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans...
joopi: SHIPPING ACTORS SHIPPING IRL PEOPLE
When you say something, and it rhymes
best-of-funny: More posts like this HERE
frnkkk: whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
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memoirsofafreak: shatteredmyself: miss-annie-kay: Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol oh my gawddd <3 lol been waiting for this omg WAT. HOW. I just love it sooo much…. my. life. is. now. complete.